Chapter 1: The ice table

*Crash, Coco and Aku-Aku fall onto the ground*

*Crash walks into some lava*

Crash: Woah!

*Crash turns into an angel and flys off

Coco: Oh no! We've got to go back to the last [C] and find Crash!

Aku-Aku: Ok then, follow me!

*Coco and Aku Aku look but Crash is nowhere to be seen!*

*Coco sees Ice lake*

Coco: Look!

*A huge frozen ice table rizes out of the water*

Aku & Coco: *Gasp!*

*Crash is frozen in the table*

Narrator: Why is Crash frozen? Is he dead? What is this mysterious "Ice Table"? Will Aku-Aku's grandmother finally win her game of bingo? All (And more) Will (Hopefully) be revealed in the next chapter of Crash Bandicoot: Frozen Crates!



Chapter 2: the laboratory

*Cortex is fiddling with a joystick in his laboratory with N gin standing next to him*

Cortex: DIE ALIENS!!! DIEEEEEE!!!!

N gin: Cortex, what are you doing?!

*Cortex looks at N gin*

Cortex: Just... entertaining myself

*Cortex slips out his game: "Alien attack" and slips Crash Bandicoot in*

Cortex: Watch...

*Cortex slams crash into a nitro crate*

Cortex: I love doing that!

*N gin grabs Cortex's PS2 and chucks it out the window*

Cortex: Whaddaya do that for?

N gin: Cortex, it is time we got to work!

*Cortex and N gin walk off to the lab table*

Narrator: Now we shall (Hopefully) findf out the answer to the disturbing question posed in yesterday's chapter: What is wrong with Crash?

Coco: *gasp* the ice won't melt a bit

Aku: You've gotta admit that it was pointless coming over to Pharo's Phunhouse.

Coco: Yeah. It's.... it's not even cold.....

Aku: That's because it's the desert

Coco: No! The ice! it's not cold at all!

Aku: What?!

*Aku Aku feels the ice*

Aku: Wait, coco. It's not the ice that's warm.... It's the world around us that's cold!

Coco: It's snowing...

Aku: ...in the desert?!

Narrator: Why is it snowing? Why won't the ice melt at all? Does N gin have an evil plan? Has Aku Aku's grandmother definatley lost her game of Bingo? All (And more) Will (Hopefully) be revealed in the next chapter of Crash Bandicoot: Frozen Crates!



Chapter 3: Solid ice

*Coco taps the ice*

Aku: Coco, look out!

Coco: WTF??

*Coco ducks just in time to miss a low flying aeroplane*

Aku: What was that?

Coco: I dunno, but I think someone's after us!

*Another aeroplane appears*

*it hits Coco*

*Aku promptly vanishes*

Coco: *gasp*

*suddenly a mysterious figure appears*

???: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!!!!

Director: Er... Sorry, do you have a watch on?

???: No.

Director: Well, do you know the time?

???: Yes.

Director: How???

???: BECAUSE I'VE GOT A DARN CLOCK ON MY BODY!!!

*the figure steps into the light*

Coco: You're - You're N. TROPY!!

N. Tropy: It is N. Tropy, and I have YET ANOTHER SECRET WEAPON!!!!

Coco: Who?

N. Tropy: N. SNOWY!

Coco: Now it's not secret.

N. Tropy: Darn it.

*N. Tropy vanishes*

Narrator: Who is the mysterious N. Snowy? What does this have to do with Crash? What will Aku's grandmother do now she has lost her game of Bingo? All (And more) Will (Hopefully) be revealed in the next chapter of Crash Bandicoot: Frozen Crates!


Chapter 4: Tiny Trouble

*Coco found an aku aku crate, and promptly spun it open*

Aku: Go find a ton of crystals

Coco: Sholdn't we save Crash first?

Aku: Good idea.

*Aku and Coco run off to find Crash*

???: GRRRRRRRR....

Aku: Please don't tell me we've ran into a boss battle....

*Tiny leaps out*

Tiny: TINY MAD!! TINY SQUASH BANDICOOTS!!!

Coco: Uh-oh...

*Tiny grabs a ton of nitr crates*

Aku: Hey! You can't throw Nitros!

Tiny: OH YES I CAN!!! THE NARRATOR SAID SO!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: He's right, you know.

Tiny: TINY SMASH CRASH!!!!!

Coco: Er.... Crash isn't here

Tiny: TINY MAD!!!!!!!!! *runs into a wall and looses 1 health point*

Aku: Watch out!

*Tiny throws nitros at aku and coco*

*A load of thrilling music starts playing (Feel free to hum the thrilling music as you read this next bit)*

Tiny: KILLLLL FIELD RATS!!!!

???: Hey! That was my joke!

Coco: Is it me, or is there a lot of ???s in this story.

Narrator: Who is this new person? Can Coco and Aku Aku defeat Tiny? Will Aku's granmother ever find anyone to play Scrabble with? All (And more) Will (Hopefully) be revealed in the next chapter of Crash Bandicoot: Frozen Crates!


Chapter 5: Battle of the muscliest.

Tiny: GRRRRRR!!! WHO ELSE IS HERE?

???: Guess

Tiny: TINY NO WANT TO GUESS

???: Well you're gonna have to.

Tiny: TINY HATE YOU

???: Goodie.

Tiny: TINY SMASH YOU

???: Wowee

Tiny: TINY KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*he charges into a wall and his spear gets stuck*

???: That'll teach you.

Coco: Thanks, but, who are you?

*??? steps into the light*

Aku: *ghasp*

Coco: Crunch? What is wrong with you?

Crunch: What, my hand? It got frozen by some dude I'd never met before. Gee, it sure is cold.

Aku: Indeed. Listen, does this remind you of anything, Coco?

Coco: No....

Aku: It's N. Tropy's secret weapon: N. Snowy!

Coco: Maybe. But Crash is probabaly somewhere strange now.

Narrator: Where is Crash? Will Coco and Aku Aku ever find him? Can Crunch be of any assistance? Why can't Aku Aku's grandmother win at any game?  All (And more) Will (Hopefully) be revealed in the next chapter of Crash Bandicoot: Frozen Crates!